For all its flaws, I will give it this:  Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the same time.

The violence in this movie escalates until it reaches a crescendo that is savage, cruel, and defeating, all at once.

A leaden script drowns a charismatic cast, while frantic, incoherent action scenes rob the movie of any real tension.  

These 106 minutes move slower than the time I had a tooth crowned and they didn’t give me enough novocaine.

Judged on its own merit, The Peanut Butter Solution is a strange, cheerfully clunky little movie that feels too spooky for kids and too dumb for adults.

Holmes & Watson isn’t so much a movie as a monsoon of limp, slimy jokes…

Camp Death III in 2D! clumps every moldering horror cliché into one cinematic spitwad and chucks…

A Madea Family Funeral filled me with a sense of grief.  Not because it takes 100 minutes…

I walked into Serenity with only the knowledge I could glean from the movie’s poster.  Somehow,…

As I suffered through the wretchedness of rewatching Batman and Robin, a visual metaphor popped in…