Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford

 Somehow, by some strange miracle, the resulting film tastes like something wholly original and real damn delicious.

Relic is a rarity in the horror genre.  It depicts real people who say and do things for human reasons.

The Confederacy was a loser. It was a failed entity, run by losers

Greyhound represents a successful attempt to boil away unneeded ingredients and reduce the experience of war down to its essence.

It was like watching Wile E. Coyote climb into one of his homemade catapults, where feelings of disaster and dread are just part of the experience.

As long as you can just power off your brain, relax, and surrender to this film’s powerful sense of goofiness, you might find yourself in a junk food coma, as well.