It only took 125 years of moviemaking, but The Misfits has finally given us the cinematic equivalent of a wet willie. That might sound a smidge dramatic, but after 94 miserable minutes of this sweaty, obnoxious action bonanza, I wanted to scrub out both my ears with soap.

[su_dropcap size=”5″]W[/su_dropcap]ell, we’ve arrived at the cream in the coffee:  My personal favorite of the…